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Four Chanting Monks

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Tenors

The Dog Choir

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Claudius Monteverdi.

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

Choirboy

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Church Hymn

Pastoral Choirs

Heavenly voices.

"But the legacy I'd truly like to leave is creating music that future generations will use to sedate overstimulated toddlers."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Josquin Des Press

"It's the new church organ."