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"Great set of pipes!"

Church Hymn

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Piano Keyboard

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Golden age of music

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sick!'

Ennio Morricone

Maestro

The Dog Choir

No Instruments Please

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Ventriloquist Audition

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Musical Fight

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Loud Chorister

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

Over Zealous French Horn Player