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"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

Occupational Hazards.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Claudius Monteverdi.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Heavenly voices.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

The Corus.

Church Hymn

Pastoral Choirs

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Josquin Des Press

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

Angel and Devil Music.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'