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"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

Ventriloquist Audition

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Occupational Hazards.

Four Chanting Monks

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Great set of pipes!"

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Claudius Monteverdi.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Heavenly voices.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Pastoral Choirs

Church Hymn

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Sergei Prokofiev.

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

Josquin Des Press

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Angel and Devil Music.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Cats play the double bass