Fans Of Choral Music Pillows

Four Chanting Monks

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

Tenors

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Great set of pipes!"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Claudius Monteverdi.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Choirboy

Heavenly voices.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Church Hymn

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Pastoral Choirs

"But the legacy I'd truly like to leave is creating music that future generations will use to sedate overstimulated toddlers."

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"It's the new church organ."