Choral Music Pillows

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

Josquin Des Press

Pastoral: Sung in a simple and idyllic style.

No Elgar!

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

Golden age of music

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

Tenors

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Ventriloquist Audition

'It helps with reception.'

Four Chanting Monks

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Great set of pipes!"

A singer being criticised

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

A family choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

Loud Chorister

Lord of the Strings.

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'