Choir Aficionados Pillows

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

Pastoral Choirs

Mikado

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Golden age of music

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

No Instruments Please

Ennio Morricone

Maestro

The Dog Choir

'All those who think change is good, say aye...'

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

WANTED The Strad Cad

Four Chanting Monks

Musical Fight

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Loud Chorister

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Violinist

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."