Cinderella Story Fan Pillows

'Could you give me big tits?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Yes, all at once!'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Bathroom Fairy

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'The roof needs icing.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Bedtime story.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The little engine that delegated

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."