Love Story Fan Pillows

Bob and Carol had agreed on abstinence before marriage.

"Ruddy gig economy."

"So how did the date go?"

Fairy Tales Can Come True

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Hang on!...I thought these things were supposed to make people fall in love when I shoot them?"

"My mother says never talk to men on the street. So would you like to come up to my flat?"

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

Horse falls in love with a toy horse.

Romance Novels

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Moby Dick

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

This side is the gag reel.

Romance

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Mom dwarves.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."