Love Story Aficionado Pillows

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Woman. It's over between us. Are you seeing someone else?

"Thanks for a nice night."

'I thought I told you never to call me here!'

A man cries over the arrow through his heart.

Romeo and Juliet

"Meet The Author"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Where was the TSA?'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Günter Grass

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Mantis Love

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Jacques et Jille

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.