Teen Love Story Fan Pillows

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Love changes everything.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

'Talk about being madly in love. I went with him for six months before I realized he was a space alien.'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'