Teen Fiction Fan Pillows

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Hansel and Gretal

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Going Down?

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Mermaids in love

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Well this is awkward.'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'