Adult Fiction Fan Pillows

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Hansel and Gretal

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Gulliver's other travels.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Going Down?

Mermaids in love

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Well this is awkward.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"Yes, I can talk with the animals, but what people don't realise is that the animals are so bloody boring."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Do you believe in ghosts?"