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The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Mermaids in love

Gulliver's other travels.

Going Down?

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Well this is awkward.'

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Hi again

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'