Love Story Lover Pillows

Border Security

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

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Romance Writer

"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Quantum Psychic

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.