Love Story Lover Mugs

Border Security

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

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Romance Writer

"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Quantum Psychic

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'