Relationship Story Lover Pillows

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

'Oh my God! Derick. . .A woman!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Mermaids in love

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Snake Eyes

Foxy lady

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Merry Kissmas

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'So now what?'

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

The men of your dreams

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

"We're in love.""Details at eleven."

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

"To woo me, Dad did a disco-style mating dance: Who could resist that?"

'Old black and white movies can be SO romantic.'