Cinderella Admirer Gifts

"I was on my way home when there was this sudden puff of smoke!"

Spotty

"He was a very good boy."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Mermaid Art

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Tom Hanks

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Meowlzebub

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

Michael Caine

David Bowie

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Hyenas as Pets

The Month of June

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

"Wow, these are good!"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Melanie Griffith

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Madonna.