Golden Girls Admirer T-Shirts

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Goddess

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Elizabeth II

"Now that's just low-down mean."

God playing with dolls.

Dancing in Love

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

Barrister asks King: 'Did you, or did you not, refer to my client as a dirty rascal?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

Princess

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A planet like ours - "Unfortunately for the princess, this was a deadly poison arrow frog."