Golden Girl T-Shirts

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

At the Museum

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

A young Don King

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Google car."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Face painting.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Pumpkin patch

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Are we there yet?'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Early Piety

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.