Glam Goddess T-Shirts

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad fake tan day.

A day at the races

Labor Day Flowers

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Men explained.

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

JET (Part I)

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The Deer of Spring.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Carole Lombard

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

Oscars

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Bar Refaeli

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Modern day mirror.

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

Morena Baccarin

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.