Ring Girl T-Shirts

'The good news is that a knockout by the ring girl wont count against your record.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Matador.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'Such petulance!'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'He has a great left hook,'