Ring Girl Mugs

'The good news is that a knockout by the ring girl wont count against your record.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Circus

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Matador.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'