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'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

The Boxer

Counting ribs

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Unhappy King

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Royal Wii

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"It was her mothers"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Circus

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?