Ring King Gifts

'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'

The Boxer

Counting ribs

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"So, what are you reading?"

The Unhappy King

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"It was her mothers"

Circus

The Royal Wii

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'