Ring Hero Gifts

Henry Cooper

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"It was her mothers"

Circus

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Matador.

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"