Ring Hero Pillows

Henry Cooper

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Matador.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'