Ring Warriors Pillows

'Bit late to find out you're a pacifist, ain't it?'

"He's punch drunk and confused."

'Never heard that before.'

'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Circus

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Matador.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"