Ring Warriors Pillows

'Bit late to find out you're a pacifist, ain't it?'

"He's punch drunk and confused."

'Never heard that before.'

'He looks mean. Avoid eye contact.'

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"It was her mothers"

Circus

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Matador.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'