Ringbearer Pillows

Olympic medals are made from recycled mobile phones

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"It was her mothers"

Circus

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

King Richard I

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Matador.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

Athlete