Golden Girl Gifts

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A young Don King

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Face painting.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Pumpkin patch

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Are we there yet?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Early Piety

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'