Golden Romantic Gifts

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Right click for yes...

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

Heart-shaped guitar

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Assisted Living.

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

Palm tree in love...

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."