Golden Romantic Pillows

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Right click for yes...

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

Heart-shaped guitar

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Maybe I was wrong?

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

Assisted Living.

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

Palm tree in love...

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

Looking For Love.