Golden Years Romantic Pillows

Assisted Living.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Life begins at 60

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

Pension Forecasts

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Kissing bench with rockers

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

Elderly Dating

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Florist vs Confectioner.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

"I'll shoot you an email."

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"