
Assisted Living.
Decorate their space with beautiful prints inspired by the golden years of romance—ideal for reminding them of love’s enduring magic in an elegant way.
Assisted Living.
"Yeah. But he's a handful."
'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'
'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'
(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)
'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'
"Oh, he's so romantic."
"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."
'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'
Life begins at 60
"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."
Pension Forecasts
'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'
"I had an amazing hug dream."
"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."
A rake jumps from a window onto a horse
"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."
"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."
Kissing bench with rockers
"Agnes is so crushing on him."
Florist vs Confectioner.
'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'
Elderly Dating
"Dude has got his s**t together!"
'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'
"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."
'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'
'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'
"I'll shoot you an email."
'In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all.'
"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."
"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."
'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'
'I see more of those compacts every day.'
"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."
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