Golden Years Lover Pillows

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

Life begins at 60

Bad times for retirees.

Assisted Living.

Seventies heartthrob

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

Pension Forecasts

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

Elderly Dating

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."