Golden Years Enthusiast Pillows

Life begins at 60

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Good News/Bad News. This is the day I've been waiting for...retirement

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Diego Velasquez

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Bad times for retirees.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

"It was a golden age, a time of optimism and hope for the future, an age of enthusiasm and excitement...anything was possible!"

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

70 is the new 40

'You're very remote tonight.'