Golden Years Flirter Pillows

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Beach flirting

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Life begins at 60

Assisted Living.

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Elderly Dating

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all.'

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'It's the thought that counts.'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

Senior Pick-Up Lines

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'