Golden Years Flirter Pillows

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beach flirting

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Life begins at 60

Assisted Living.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

Elderly Dating

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

'It's the thought that counts.'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

Senior Pick-Up Lines

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'