Romantic Flirter Pillows

"Well, I gotta go. It's been fun talking about cars and stuff. You're one cool cat! I never asked...what's your name?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

Beach flirting

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Arouse Me!"

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"Wanna go out?"

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Wildlife Refuge

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

U R Hot

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'It's the thought that counts.'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"Let's make romance non-fiction."