Fate Flirter Pillows

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain's the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Beach flirting

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Pucker up!

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'It's the thought that counts.'

'Physicists talking dirty'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

'I love your peach like complexion.'

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."