Fate Flirter Gifts

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain's the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Beach flirting

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Pucker up!

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'It's the thought that counts.'

'Physicists talking dirty'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

Enough with the poking let's just have sex.

'I love your peach like complexion.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

The End is Near!

"Let's make romance non-fiction."