Vacation Flirter Gifts

Beach flirting

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

No early morning tea past this landing

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"Arouse Me!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

The Queen on holiday

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Pucker up!

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."