Summer Flirt Gifts

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

Beach flirting

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'You had me at your first tweet..'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Summer wants.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.