Summer Flirt Gifts

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

His New Grillfriend

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Recess does things to a man."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

Beach flirting

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

Global Warming.

"My feet are cold."