Summer Fling Gifts

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

Beach flirting

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Summer wants.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."