Summer Romance Gifts

"Well, after we talked last summer, you never called me. I figured you lost interest."

Thanks for the memories!

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Summer wants.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

Water Slide

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"My feet are cold."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."