Summer Romance Anniversary Gifts

"But Humpty, I need to go back to college! We've had a great summer together. Now you go and have a great fall."

On holiday.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I heard they mate for life."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Funnel of Love

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

WHO checklist

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Come and get it!"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."