Summer Romance Anniversary Pillows

"But Humpty, I need to go back to college! We've had a great summer together. Now you go and have a great fall."

On holiday.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I heard they mate for life."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Funnel of Love

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

WHO checklist

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Come and get it!"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."