Summer Romance Pillows

"Well, after we talked last summer, you never called me. I figured you lost interest."

Thanks for the memories!

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Summer wants.

Holiday Aerobics.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Global Warming.

Water Slide

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"My feet are cold."

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."