Summer Fling Mugs

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Summertime

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Beach flirting

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Summer wants.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."