Summer Fanatic Gifts

Sunbathing in Winter

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Dog Sun Shade.

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sunbathing in the park

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Summertime.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"My feet are cold."

'No surf?'

Eating ice cream.

Where the Wild Things Summer

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

People of the Fall