Vacation Flirter Pillows

Beach flirting

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Arouse Me!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

No early morning tea past this landing

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Queen on holiday

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Pucker up!