Seasonal Flirts Pillows

Christmas Hook Up

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Beach flirting

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Do you come here often?'

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Wanna go out?"

Pucker up!

Snowman Romance

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

See U Next Year

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

Hey, I told you - Keep sticking your nose in other people's business, and one day it's stay that way.

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

"Never lose your cool."

Santa Romance

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

Santa's Mask Problem

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

"One day son, all this will be slush!"